"so there's a dinner party in Italy. It starts at six. What time do you show up?"
It's like a riddle I don't understand.
"my mom used to hide scissors when I was little. I used to cut things."
I hope she outgrew that one
"my mom said 'do you have something to say for yourself before you go to your room?' and I said 'look mom I won!'"
Dude, won what?
"I gave my teacher a note the said 'please let Annabel stay inside for recess. Signed her mommy'"
More to come, maybe.