I really resent people who show up to a 9 AM class with a Tim's cup. It says "look at me, I didn't hit the snooze button ten times so I had enough time to get coffee before class!" good for you. Brat.
Also walked into French class to hear the prof say "I want you to suffer!! Now, who can translate that?"
He was talking about the upcoming test. While conveniently using the subjunctive.