While sitting in on (read: hiding in the top row of a class I'm not enrolled in just to use the outlets) a visual art class:
"You'll get to print your piece- but it's disappointing. The screen glows at you- and ink doesn't."
and then later,
"It's all in your magic layers."
After going to math tutoring with my friend she said:
"He's so awesome, it's like he's making up for all the awful tutors out there. He is our gift from God!"
My roomie, on being late for class:
"I am known for being late to class- but not late, because I never miss any information. I sit down right before they start."
About our econ professor:
"He just hates Americans. Now he says we drove SUV's just because someone told us to? Well he's just jealous that we understand capitalism."
My econ professor:
"See, that's why I don't show the calculations... there's a mistake... but there, let's move on, and forget it happened. It's not the end of the world."
(2 classes previously:
"So I made a mistake, it's not the end of the world")
"I don't remember what I did, but people are telling me things- I'm sorry for whatever you witnessed."
My friend in creative writing:
"I heard Vanier has waffles. We should get some sometime.... Let's go today!"