Econ Prof: There are a lot of bread ovens around, admittedly.
Random guy on the bus: You should probably know what thermal dynamics is!!
[British] Prof: Canadians are all around the world- British people are everywhere around, too!
French Prof (same one, because it was so awesome) : you are all on a timeline, except me. I will always be young! So you all move along this timeline, except me. I am a God!